Finally I have an hour to spend in internet cafe.
Have nothing special to report. Just being so busy with all the homeworks.
Tonight, from the dentist I'll take my grandpa [85 yo] to check his ears. And he may also needs glasses.
Is it wise when one hopes that he'll never be that old?
Do you think it can be interpreted as "God, please take my soul when I am still young [and looks fabulous]?"
Or, "Just take this soul when I'm about to loose all my teeth.. and have problem with my ears.." [my eyes ain't in great condition anymore already]
No no.. Don't think that I am against old people, and hoping that something strange will happen to my grandpa.
Neither pro "death when you're young".
[Can't understand why it happened to my dad]
I think I just become [as usual] selfish...
Anyway,
Someone wants to know whether I'm a professional or not...
[how dare you are!]
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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So, are you professional?
Warum fragen Sie?
What you need to know..
1. This is a very old one. They did test me when I was still in senior high school!
2. According to that test, I have the brain of four years old NOW.
[Hey, I was a professional once! I just know the answers already]
3. Really a tricky one, eh?
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