I am going to tell you a secret...

If you like yourself in Ginch Gonch underwear, you definitely should ask me out. We'd go on a date wearing Ginch Gonch only and talk about how sexy I am. I mean, we are.

You might as well want to show off here and get a year supply of Ginch Gonch.

Pimping

Does this page make you believe that I am one hot pimp?

Fatter. Forgive me for I have sinned.

How many calories are you seeing now?

Sex! I am gonna have sex to burn them...

Shocking even for myself...

How messy my bed is tonight!

Yes, there's my underwear.

I am naked when I post this.

You might call me fat now...

... when you see my lunch today.

This is so gay...

Cum and suck it.

Or the other way around.

I like it shiny like gold

My fingers went amok before sleep and...

Multitasking is so gay...

Right?